Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life.
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
