Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny her nipples touch.
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny, if she had a yeast infection she'd be a quarter pounder with cheese
Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama so skinny, instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so skinny I can blindfold her with dental floss.
Yo mama so skinny she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama so skinny she ate a meatball and thought she was pregnant.
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