Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo mama so old she couldn't fit all the candles on her birthday cake.
Yo mama so old there was no history class when she was in school!
Yo mama so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is expired.
Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King when he was just a prince!
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old she baby-sat for Jesus
Yo mama so old that when she was born, the dead sea was just getting sick.
Yo mama so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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