Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she models for trophies.
Yo mama so short she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.
Yo mama so short she ties her shoelaces standing up.
Yo mama so short she uses a napkin as a dress.
Yo mama so short she can surf on a popsicle stick.
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