Yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie.
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so hairy the zoo offered to buy her
Yo mama so hairy that you need a lawn mower for her back.
Yo mama so hairy, Jane goodall follows her around
Yo mama so hairy, when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary runs away.
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she knows is Wookie!
Yo mama so hairy she has sideburns on her boobs
Yo mama so hairy she looks like a chia pet with a sweater on!
Yo mama so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama so hairy, she got a haircut and lost 10 pounds!
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