Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so tall Google Earth put a camera on her forehead
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball she just drops the ball in the hoop.
Yo mama so tall she had to buy a car with a sun roof
Yo mama so tall her front door's the size of a castle's.
Yo mama so tall, she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama so tall she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the moon
Yo mama so tall, when she tripped over 4th Avenue, she landed on 12th!
Yo mama so tall, when she goes to the bathroom it takes a week for it to hit the ground!
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