Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald you can see what's on her mind
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama so bald you can tell fortunes with her head.
Yo mama so bald, you can play air hockey on her head.
Yo mama so bald if you look at he head you'll go blind!
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