Yo mama so dirty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo mama so dirty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama so dirty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"
Yo mama so dirty, she has a sign around her neck that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."
Yo mama so dirty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"
Yo mama so dirty, she made Speed Stick slow down.
Yo mama so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.
Yo mama so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so dirty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama so dirty, a skunk smelled her butt and passed out.
Yo mamas so dirty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo mama so dirty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
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