Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "One at a time, please."
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued".
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock".
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, Chicago, Los Angeles...
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